WORDS TO LIVE BY

I haven't put anything new up for ages so have these golden words of snotty wisdom.

Really, do it!

THE LAST GUITARIST

Do you like searing noise and feedback and general musical idiocy like me? Well then. The Last Guitarist . Com will soon be providing the UK with loads of amazing pedals from some of the best handmade ridiculous pedal makers available, like the Dwarfcraft Eau Claire Thunder I got from him. Check it out, email him and ask him what he has, he said he's got Harmonic Perculator clones that look and sound just like that poker players one.

Links : THE LAST GUITARIST / DWARFCRAFT

BOB CORN

I'm sorry Bob, but I had to do a weightlifting drawing for the first gig at Don't Drop the Dumbells! Everyone come along, it's gonna be fucking boss!

DIVORCE

Well looky here, bit of jesus for your august update no.1, there are more to come! If you live in Manchester go to this gig, simple as fuck.