I AM YOUR WEEKEND

This weekend is going to be insane, look at all those fucking boss bands. yes! anyway I've got a pile of these for the actual weekend so y'all can buy one to give to your ma's for Christmas, see you there!

FACTSHEET #1 : HOW TO MAKE A PLECTRUM SUIT

Mr. Joseph McLaughlin of Kraftwerk sued band, The International, ALAN and massively loud laugh fame is playing at WHITE HEAT in London on tuesday supporting PART CHIMP, doing his solo masterpiece PLECTRUM, which me and 4 other people witnessed this year, for those who don't know what i'm on about here's a picture...

well, i can't go and make him another suit so i've made a factsheet to help him and thought I'd might as well let everyone else into the secret while I was at it. Enjoy.

Link: WHITE HEAT / PART CHIMP

THE GOORRREEMONT CINEMA HALLOWEEN SHOW

What better way to celebrate the rubbishest season available than a picture of your own disemboweled corpse. Awesome venue, top secret. Check it out!

Link: Class A Audio Myspace / Website